January 2012
3 posts
January 18, 2012
Celest: “Boys go pee from their belly buttons!”
Nicolas: “And they poop from here!” (points to bottom while going potty)
It's been a while...
January 4, 2012
Teacher: “What’s a word that starts with the letter “N”?
Celest: (blurts out what we thought was “nickel”)
Teacher: “Wow Celest, nickel is a good word!”
Celest: “NOOOO. NIPPLE.”
October 2011
3 posts
October 27, 2011
Teacher: “Put your hands in the air!”
Emmy: “Like you just don’t care!”
LOL
October 3, 2011
As I was playing with the play dough with some of the kids, I took the heart cookie cutter and started a conversation.
Me: “Sergio, do you know what this is?”
Sergio: “A heart.”
Me: ‘Do you know where your heart is?”
Sergio: “My mommy.”
<3
October 3, 2011
Teacher: “This is the letter “L”, like lollipop.
Iker: (turns to me) “I don’t like lollipops. I like eggs.”
September 2011
12 posts
“(*kisses me on the cheek*) - I’m gonna tell my dad that I kissed you.”
– Allan, 4 years old
September 27, 2011
“Miss Ham, when you go potty, are you supposed to go potty?!”
– Ryan, 4 years old
September 14, 2011
August 31, 2011
Alexia: “I’m gonna go camping.”
Me: “Aww really?! Can I come too?!”
Alexia: “Mommy says you can only go if you don’t poop your pants.”
August 26, 2011
Steven: “Miss Ham, do you like boys?”
Me: “Yes, I do.”
Steven: “Do you like to kiss them?”
Me: “Sometimes…”
“If you eat too much, your stomach is gonna blow up and you’re gonna have a...”
– Trina, 5 years old
July 28, 2011
July 12, 2011
Mark: “Miss Pam, my leg hurts.”
Me: “Why, what happened?”
Mark: “I have growing pains.”
“Miss Ham, wanna see my spiderman underwear?!?!”
– Julian, 4 years old
June 1, 2011
May 27, 2011
Teacher: “What’s an earthquake?”
Trina: “It’s an earth and it’s quick.”
May 11, 2011
Carlos: “Miss Pam, will you marry me?” (flower in hand)
Me: “I’ll have to think about it, Carlos….”
Jordan: “Hey Carlos, if you marry her, I’ll give you 3 dollars!”
…..
April 22, 2011
Me: “Tommy, how did your nose start bleeding? Did you bump into something?”
Tommy: “No, I just drank too much soda.”
March 17, 2011
I am known as ‘Miss Ham’ to my preschoolers. While eating ham sandwiches for lunch today, one kid (Jesus) says, “Look Miss Ham, it’s you!”
