My Kids Go HAM!

January 18, 2012

pamelajo — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 14:18:00 -0800

Celest: “Boys go pee from their belly buttons!”

Nicolas: “And they poop from here!” (points to bottom while going potty)

January 17, 2012 5-year-old Steven asked his grandma to make a...

pamelajo — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 14:15:55 -0800

January 17, 2012

5-year-old Steven asked his grandma to make a scarf for me :)

It's been a while...

pamelajo — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 22:44:27 -0800

January 4, 2012

Teacher: “What’s a word that starts with the letter “N”?

Celest: (blurts out what we thought was “nickel”)

Teacher: “Wow Celest, nickel is a good word!”

Celest: “NOOOO. NIPPLE.”

October 27, 2011 Teacher: “Put your hands in the air!” Emmy: “Like you just...

pamelajo — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 18:21:00 -0700

October 27, 2011

Teacher: “Put your hands in the air!”

Emmy: “Like you just don’t care!”

LOL

October 3, 2011 As I was playing with the play dough with some of the kids, I took the heart cookie...

pamelajo — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 14:41:23 -0700

October 3, 2011

As I was playing with the play dough with some of the kids, I took the heart cookie cutter and started a conversation.

Me: “Sergio, do you know what this is?”

Sergio: “A heart.”

Me: ‘Do you know where your heart is?”

Sergio: “My mommy.”

October 3, 2011 Teacher: “This is the letter “L”, like lollipop. Iker: (turns to...

pamelajo — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 14:33:34 -0700

October 3, 2011

Teacher: “This is the letter “L”, like lollipop.

Iker: (turns to me) “I don’t like lollipops. I like eggs.”

"(kisses me on the cheek) - I’m gonna tell my dad that I kissed you."

pamelajo — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 17:44:00 -0700

“(*kisses me on the cheek*) - I’m gonna tell my dad that I kissed you.”

- Allan, 4 years old

September 27, 2011

"Miss Ham, when you go potty, are you supposed to go potty?!"

pamelajo — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 20:36:00 -0700

“Miss Ham, when you go potty, are you supposed to go potty?!”

- Ryan, 4 years old

September 14, 2011

August 31, 2011 Alexia: “I’m gonna go camping.” Me: “Aww really?! Can I come...

pamelajo — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 20:56:48 -0700

August 31, 2011

Alexia: “I’m gonna go camping.”

Me: “Aww really?! Can I come too?!”

Alexia: “Mommy says you can only go if you don’t poop your pants.”

August 26, 2011 Steven: “Miss Ham, do you like boys?” Me: “Yes, I...

pamelajo — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 18:29:00 -0700

August 26, 2011

Steven: “Miss Ham, do you like boys?”

Me: “Yes, I do.”

Steven: “Do you like to kiss them?”

Me: “Sometimes…”

"If you eat too much, your stomach is gonna blow up and you’re gonna have a baby. And..."

pamelajo — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 18:27:05 -0700

“If you eat too much, your stomach is gonna blow up and you’re gonna have a baby. And it’s gonna hurt””

- Trina, 5 years old

July 28, 2011

July 12, 2011 Mark: “Miss Pam, my leg hurts.” Me: “Why, what...

pamelajo — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 18:23:20 -0700

July 12, 2011

Mark: “Miss Pam, my leg hurts.”

Me: “Why, what happened?”

Mark: “I have growing pains.”

Some jewelry made by the kiddos. June 23, 2011

pamelajo — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 18:19:00 -0700

Some jewelry made by the kiddos.

June 23, 2011

"Miss Ham, wanna see my spiderman underwear?!?!"

pamelajo — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 17:35:00 -0700

“Miss Ham, wanna see my spiderman underwear?!?!”

- Julian, 4 years old

June 1, 2011

May 27, 2011 Teacher: “What’s an earthquake?” Trina: “It’s an earth...

pamelajo — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 17:33:40 -0700

May 27, 2011

Teacher: “What’s an earthquake?”

Trina: “It’s an earth and it’s quick.”

May 11, 2011 Carlos: “Miss Pam, will you marry me?” (flower in hand) Me:...

pamelajo — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 17:30:28 -0700

May 11, 2011

Carlos: “Miss Pam, will you marry me?” (flower in hand)

Me: “I’ll have to think about it, Carlos….”

Jordan: “Hey Carlos, if you marry her, I’ll give you 3 dollars!”

…..

April 22, 2011 Me: “Tommy, how did your nose start bleeding? Did you bump into...

pamelajo — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 17:16:58 -0700

April 22, 2011

Me: “Tommy, how did your nose start bleeding? Did you bump into something?”

Tommy: “No, I just drank too much soda.”

March 17, 2011 I am known as ‘Miss Ham’ to my preschoolers. While eating ham...

pamelajo — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 17:12:00 -0700

March 17, 2011

I am known as ‘Miss Ham’ to my preschoolers. While eating ham sandwiches for lunch today, one kid (Jesus) says, “Look Miss Ham, it’s you!”